Trying out the new CSS.
I renewed my subscription to the site, so you know what that means! It's finally time for me to offer commissioned artwork to anyone interested.
CommissionsHere are some guidelines on prices. For more complicated works, price may vary.
Black and White, Single Figure: $15
Colored, Single Figure: $20
Black and White, Multiple Figures: $25
Colored, Multiple Figures: $35
Complicated Backgrounds are $5-10 more.These are just guidelines. Let me know what you are interested in in a note, and I will quote you a price.
Also, here is some insight into the greatest discovery ever made--
GENESISCHANT's GREAT INSANITY RAMEN RECIPEYou will need:
A Very Small Pot w/ Lid (the noodles should just barely fit!)
Green Onion- half, chopped
Garlic- one clove, chopped
Water- one bowlful
Oil- one Tablespoon
Sesame Oil- one teaspoon
Chili Oil- one teaspoon
Instant Ramen (Beef)- one package
Beef Ramen Flavor Packet- one half packet
Soy Sauce- one teaspoon
Egg1. Chop the green onion and garlic, add the oils to the pot, turn to medium heat.
2. Add the chopped green onion and garlic to the oil, saute until browned a bit (2 minutes?).
3. Using the bowl you intend to eat out of, add slightly less than a whole bowl of water to the pot. Turn the heat to high.
4. Add dry noodles, half packet of beef flavor, and soy sauce-- cover pot.
5. When the water begins to boil, turn down the heat a bit. Turn the noodles over to allow the other side to cook. drop in the egg on the side, next to the noodles. Cover.
6. When the egg is mostly white, pour contents of pot into your bowl carefully. Eat while very hot, with chopsticks and great slurping noises. I enjoy a bit of butter in my soup, though this is for advanced Ramen eaters only. Enjoy.
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In exchange, have Tofu's Fuckin' Rad Ramen Recipe:
YOU WILL REQUIRE
1 uncooked egg
1 bottle of soy sauce
1 packet of Shin Ramune Korean-style Ramen (the kind that comes with hot pepper soup base and veggies)
Chopsticks
a decent-sized soup pot
1 Grizzly bear.
Fill up the pot with enough water to cook your noodles, then turn the stovetop setting all the way up. When your water is boiling, dump the noodles in, along with all of the chili pepper soup base that it came with and the veggies. Crack the egg and dump it in (sans shells) the pot. Stir that whole glorious combo around with the chopsticks while pouring in as much soy sauce as you see fit.
Turn down the heat once the egg starts to cook, then proceed to defeat the Grizzly Bear in Mortal Kombat. After you've thoroughly defeated your bear, check back on the ramen. It's done when the noodles are completely cooked--so about 5 minutes, give or take. Pour into a very large bowl and serve with whatever drink you desire on the side.
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